Live Twitter Feed from UCONN!

Foreword by Ernie Zahn
This is actually not a from a Twitter feed but rather a blog post expressed in the form of a Twitter feed. It sticks to the basics but conveys all that needs to be conveyed. I like it!

Originally Published July 2nd 2008 by Igor Zhukovsky

Live Twitter Feed from UCONN!

Igor Says-

8:45am
Ernie and I are yelling at each other. We have not met up yet.

9:00am
Arrival at UCONN. Dany’s dad is there. Must refrain from dirty jokes.

9:02am
Goddamn it, Tom.

9:25am
Stolen muffins are delicious.

10:00am
“What is this? Where is the product?”

10:01am
Tom says “I DEMAND SILENCE!”. Everyone complies. It is awkward.

10:39am
Applying white powder to nose. Looks good.

11:02am
Ernie says “pastrami shoe wagon”. Or something.

11:05am
Stealing from a buffet does not count as stealing.

11:12am
Dany picks a lock, breaks into faculty lounge. It is hot.

11:30am
Man wipes his face with a thong. This bodes well.

11:46am
MR. CHAIRMAN HATES MUFFINS!

12:00pm
What, we’re actually done?

12:01pm
Oh sweet lord tobacco.

12:02pm
Goddamn it, Tom.